I HAD NEVER SMILED SO MUCH AS I SAW SOMEONE DYING. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
- (My puppy was running around on the couch and tackling mom. Note that she smells quite badly. And we're watching a romantic comedy that is currently going through a sad part.)
- Mom: *sniffles*
- Me: Aww, mom, are you crying?
- Mom: *frustratedly* No, she just stinks so bad.
(This is literally the only GoT joke I know)
Fuck the King